One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: “Andy Senpai! I’m alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU.” Andy: “Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!” Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It’s cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy’s tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy’s nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy’s nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I’m getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
Чел, ты просто максимально кринге. Какой легендарный? Ты, блять, вообще кто? У нас этих поджигателей полно, не набивай себе цену, потому что ты — никто. О тебе вообще никто не вспомнит, потому что ты нахуй никому не интересен и не нужен.
Ты обычный школьник-мамкин-программист, которому наконец удалось скачать ВиПиЭн без вирусов. Думаешь бан обойдёшь? Лол-кек, попробуй.
А я уже говорил, что ты никому нахуй не нужен?
Эти челы, просто максимальное кринге. Какие легендарные? Они, блять, вообще кто? У нас этих копипастеров полно, пускай не набивают себе цену, потому что они - никто. О них вообще никто не вспомнит, потому что они нахуй никому не интересны и не нужны.
Они обычные школьники-мамкины-копипастеры, которым наконец удалось зайти на форум не получив РО. Они думают, что смогут родить свежую мысль? Лол-кек, пускай попробуют.
А я уже говорил, что они никому нахуй не нужны?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the ERT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Syndicate, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Tau Ceti. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this station, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the telecommunications? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire armory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.
вы долбаебы
Да
Привет народ. А почему тут так много букв?
молодец))))))))) 
А, подождите, прошло три дня.
А когда отменят ПР с замечательным белым текстом в ебало? Просто эта бегущая строка реально мешает играть.
Тут соглашусь, обычно в левый нижний угол смотрели только когда что нибудь надо было и не лезло на весь экран
Примерно никогда.
Так еще и скоро меме удалят из билда с мутинити и пиратами, у сука тираны
Ура, тау кита превращается в двоч
ПОгоди погоди - как можно использовать cheat engine В игре которая держится вместе на соплях?
Даже это лучше чем баенд
Нет
Прикол.
Ты же сам отключить можешь, в Preferences, все настройки связанные с отображением этого текста относятся к Tooltip.
Тупой лох Олдем брейнротит и ведёт себя как последний конч. Шок контент, первый раз такое вижу.