Прикольные и забавные цитаты из игры

OOC: NixonfromNexxon: one hting i always thought was weird
OOC: NixonfromNexxon: was why the hell do catpeople have hands
OOC: BlueFishie: To take our jobs

OOC: Dragor23: Erm, Tajaran aren’t even in the same taxicdermic family than cats.
OOC: Rowtree: but when you skin them it turns into cathide ;n;

Henry Focell [145.9] shouts, “Помогите!”
Henry Focell [145.9] yells, “Помогииире!”
Messa O’Saraf [145.9] asks, “Где?”
Nick Pirs [145.9] yells, “Генри,ты мертв!!!”

Joker [145.9] says, “Теперь эта машина в моей власти”

Hikichatitachachiki exclaims, “Но - тот СБ открыл шлюх!”

триторские шифры же

"A.I. - C.A.B.A.L. [145.9] states, “Жирный медик тупо тащит, мед каталку в коридоре, тонкий медик шприц заправил , ждет больных в медбее вроде”

Rob Ust says, “psh psh rebyat tut alien bistra suda s balonami a net blya tut lavra bigite suka ya v krite. o, pelmeshki dovarilis, nu ya off poka”

Nicolas Angle (follow) asks, “Из них течет криминальная пена?”

OOC: Deus66: Наставил на мудака дробовик, говорю “На землю! Бросай оружие”, в ответ он достал лопату и побежал на меня
OOC: Deus66: Ну… и победил

Max Trykes has disarmed Hakakahha!
Hakakahha leaps at Max Trykes!
Max Trykes says, “Damn you!”
Hakakahha says, “Maxy dont pushy voxy”
Hakakahha says, “Vox pyshy maxy”

рэпэ вокс )

Очень древнее.

Ситуация. Экстренная эвакуация. СЕ эвакуирует ИИ, но неким образом сливается и лежит в крите. ИИ - всего лишь флешка в чемодане. Происходит такой диалог.

Jewel Mildred says, “В-вик-ки п-пом-мог-ги”
V.I.K.I. states, “Я могу оказать вам психологическую помощь перед неизбежной кончиной.”
Jewel Mildred says, “д-да п-пош-шла т-ты с-суч-чка”

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Chad Magor yells, “СУКА!”
Chad Magor shouts, “КУДА!”
Chad Magor exclaims, “ПИДОРАСИЩЕ!”

http://puu.sh/aE6BC/fb73144102.png

I’m NUCLEAR!

Оперативник Синдиката наткнулся на ассистента в техтуннеле:
Pink Anderson (follow) says, “ЙНе бей”
Normator(as Alex Smith) (follow) says, “ПОШЕЛ”
Pink Anderson (follow) says, “ЛУчше обоссы”

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Cryogenic Oversight [145.9] says, “Peace And Love has entered long-term storage.”
Все тлен ._.

Эт я в обоих комментах)00))))000000

Доблестная СБ.
Derek Harrison [Security] says, “Бей его по яйцам”

Роботичка подходит к учёному культисту и видит его протезированную руку:

Роботичка (имени не помню) says: сэр, у вас проблемы с рукой.

Frenk Bobis прижал роботичку к стене руками

Frenk Bobis says: У меня проблема с головой.

Frenk Bobis облизнулся.

Роботик вырвалась, пожаловалась СБ, на сексуальное домоготельство.

Brycen Losey [145.9] says, “СБ в морг проник ассистент говрит что хочет спать.”

Не совсем цитата.
Вот что бывает когда на станции 3 грамотных офицера и толковый варден+ автотритор - Stop right there criminal scum!!!

The traitors were:
Holioks was Nikita Voos (survived)
Objective #1: Have Uvash Chesee, the Medical Doctor brigged for 10 minutes. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and free. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Sentenso was Alex King (survived)
Objective #1: Have Andre Fiddler, the Chemist brigged for 10 minutes. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and free. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Drakan10 was Jedidiah Scrapmaster (died)
Objective #1: Steal a research director’s jumpsuit. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and free. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Mr.kikomi was Keagan Cowart (survived)
Objective #1: Steal a captain’s jumpsuit. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and free. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Bolidhell was Aaden Gibson (survived)
Objective #1: Assassinate Derrick Lord, the Chemist. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and free. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Amb1ent was Max Trykes (survived)
Objective #1: Have John Woods, the Chef brigged for 10 minutes. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and free. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
KuzyXD was Black Hall (survived)
Objective #1: Assassinate Hazel Smirnov, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and free. Success!
The traitor was successful!
Mtxvoron was Devian Cane (survived)
Objective #1: Steal nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Logimy was Andrey Kotov (survived)
Objective #1: Steal nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Blue_Train was Dylan Bennett (survived)
Objective #1: Steal nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Genshik1 was Caden Rader (survived)
Objective #1: Steal nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Carl Eberle was Jeremy Gras (died)
Objective #1: Steal nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Kopoba1 was Andre Fiddler (survived)
Objective #1: Steal nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
RushCrasher0 was John Woods (survived)
Objective #1: Steal nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
MadWolf0 was Jack Green (died)
Objective #1: Steal nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
katraviy was Cletus Rosensteel (died)
Objective #1: Steal nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Unbannable Man was Peter Basmanoff (died)
Objective #1: Steal nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Dmitry741 was Violet Seidner (died)
Objective #1: Steal nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Raul Menendez was Raul Sanderson (died)
Objective #1: Steal nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Deus66 was Alijah Aultman (died)
Objective #1: Steal nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
AHT was Aener Sever (died)
Objective #1: Steal nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Konor21 was Konnor Kanway (died)
Objective #1: Steal nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Sunbot was Sarah Archibald (died)
Objective #1: Steal nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Jack Shepard was Ramzan Kadaev (died)
Objective #1: Steal nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Gtybcgtybc was Gary Mildred (survived)
Objective #1: Steal nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Aptyp.ddt was Henry Clark (survived)
Objective #1: Steal nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
HereHaveMyCookies was Monty Fraser (survived)
Objective #1: Steal nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Единственый Суксес был у трита - ХоПа , котрый цель не убил, просто она сама вывалилась в космос и померла ;D