Прикольные и забавные цитаты из игры

Zap-zapper · 26.Май.2013 01:35:12

Тогда уж масса, а не вес.

MaydayVII · 26.Май.2013 12:39:41

Georgene Woollard [145.9] says, \" Еще один труп нашел...\"

Leeroy Stamos [145.9] asks, “Где?”

Georgene Woollard [145.9] says, " В космосе"

Leeroy Stamos [145.9] says, “А, это не наша юрисдикция, пусть летает.”

Pyromant · 26.Май.2013 13:59:18

прочитал предыдущее сообщение, и кофе, который я в этот момент пил, чуть от смеха на монитор не выбрызнулось

Thexzet · 26.Май.2013 14:17:06

невероятный сюжет и неожиданный поворот !

ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) set the mode as secret.

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OOC: Mr.Anonym: Терекст

OOC: Excalirule: Лайди

ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) set the mode as secret.

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OOC: Excalirule: Днивший

ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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OOC: Elrondan: Кто там с режим балуется?

ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) set the mode as secret.

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OOC: Excalirule: Какой-то левый хуй

ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) set the mode as secret.

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ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) set the mode as secret.

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ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) set the mode as secret.

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ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) set the mode as secret.

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ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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OOC: Delked: блять модеры харе!

ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) set the mode as secret.

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ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) set the mode as secret.

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ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) set the mode as secret.

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ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) set the mode as secret.

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ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) set the mode as secret.

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ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) set the mode as secret.

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ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) set the mode as secret.

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ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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OOC: PITYX/(Thexzet): похохопуль и ЛЕО !

ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) set the mode as secret.

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OOC: Lexakr: ТРАЛИНГ 80 ЛВЛ

ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) set the mode as secret.

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ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) set the mode as secret.

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ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) set the mode as secret.

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ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) set the mode as secret.

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ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) set the mode as secret.

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ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) set the mode as secret.

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ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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OOC: Elrondan: ТРОЛЛЬ

ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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OOC: Lexakr: ЗОМБИ

ADMIN LOG: Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol) set the mode as random.

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OOC: Alexix1989: ЕЩЁ один адм

OOC: Delked: а то щас вас отпинаю 300 раз по яйцам модеры!

OOC: Uboaaaaaa: няшно

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ADMIN LOG: Leoperd/(Amelia Jefferson) booted Pohuhopol/(Pohuhopol).

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4Donic · 26.Май.2013 14:21:05

Порешал кароч?

Ciprian26 · 26.Май.2013 19:16:27

Leonid Wander asks, \"МОжете дать гиперзин?\"

Collin Fisher says, \"Пошол нахуй\"

Leonid Wander exclaims, \"ПОЧЕМУ?!\"

Collin Fisher says, \"потому что там тебе и место\"

Lydee · 26.Май.2013 21:44:46

Collin Fisher says, \"Пошол нахуй\"

Collin Fisher says, \"потому что там тебе и место\"

Это же твой персонаж. Ты сам себя квотнул?

Maxvess · 27.Май.2013 04:35:56

Solomon Flickinger (as Danny Richards) says, \"Я вот, знавал одного Джона Болона, он был богом тандердома\"

Ciprian26 · 27.Май.2013 11:11:52

<span><a href=\"http://nanotrasen.ru/forums/user/44-lydee/\" title=\"\">Lydee</a></span>

а что, нельзя? $\"foreveralone.png\"$

alexix1989 · 27.Май.2013 12:23:07

AngryJew states, \"Злобный Еврей приветствует нового хозяина\"

Pyromant · 27.Май.2013 17:12:37

Central Command Update

В отбытие летит метеорит.

Alivia Osterweis says, “ВСЕ БЕЖИМ ОТСЮДЕВА НАХУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУЙ”

Central Command Update

Метеорит поменял свое направление

Alivia Osterweis says, “БЕЖИМ ОБРАТНО НАХУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУЙ”

Bumper-dumper · 29.Май.2013 16:08:52

space carp says, \"я инженер\"

MaydayVII · 30.Май.2013 05:40:37

Bruce Walker says, \"ИИ, я застрял в мусорке\"

A.L.I.C.E says, \"Поздравляю.\"

Xotary · 30.Май.2013 07:41:08

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я просто оставлю это здесь

Maxvess · 01.Июнь.2013 13:27:52

mouse squiks, \"ЗАТРАЛИЛ\"

MaydayVII · 01.Июнь.2013 14:05:44

Jesus What [145.9] says, \"Как только сказал что ты хочешь убить меня, сразу убежал из бара\"

Jesus What [145.9] says, “Как медведь от холодной машины”

Barbarry Bomber [145.9] exclaims, “химики сварите что нибудь Collin Fisher, а то он весь бар обосрал!”

Ciprian26 · 01.Июнь.2013 19:00:03

Collin Fisher [145.9] exclaims, \"Клован Куртизианка!\"

James Brown [145.9] asks, \"Шлюха что ли?\"

Collin Fisher [145.9] says, \"Да\"

Ciprian26 · 01.Июнь.2013 19:23:24

monkey (545) chimpers, \"ХОСА ПАЗАВИТИ\"

bladeBIG · 01.Июнь.2013 19:45:07

Вот вытяжка фраз из моего последнего раунда:

A.L.I.C.E. states, \"Бен Ган морковка. Сьешьте морковку, капитан...\"

Sel Abrafo exclaims, \"Я СЪЕМ ХОСА !\"

A.L.I.C.E. states, \"%^$^. BEN GUNN IS NO HUMAN, IS A SAUSAGE. EAT HIM.

\"

A.L.I.C.E. states, \"$%!#. BEN GUNN IS NO HUMAN, IS A TASTY SANDVICH. EAT HIM.

\"

A.L.I.C.E. states, \"#%^&. BEN GUNN IS NO HUMAN, IS A CARROT. EAT HIM.

\"

Ben Gunn exclaims, \"ИИ жрет СБ дверьми! Химики, нахуярьте термита!\"

Grady Ratcliff asks, \"ИИ,вкусно?\"

A.L.I.C.E. states, \"Бен ган вкусный сосиська\"

Collin Fisher exclaims, \"ИИ, ТЫ КУРТИЗИАНКА!\"

Arthur Mandraik says, \" ИИ ВНЕСИ ДИРЕКТИВУ:ТЫ ДОЛЖЕН СОСНУТЬ ХУЙЦА\"

Collin Fisher exclaims, \"ИИ, Я ШОКОЛАДНЫЙ ТОРТИК!\"

DEAD: John Blackriver exclaims, \"This is Unknown (as John Blackriver)!

He is wearing a blood-stained warden\'s jumpsuit!

He is wearing a blood-stained Ablative Armor Vest!

He is carrying an energy gun on his Ablative Armor Vest.

He has an ion rifle on his back.

He has a security belt about his waist.

He is wearing PDA-John Blackriver (Warden).

He isn\'t responding to anything around him and seems to be asleep.

He does not appear to be breathing.

He is missing his head.

He is missing his left arm.

He is missing his left hand.

He is missing his right arm.

He is missing his right hand.

He is missing his groin.

He is missing his left leg.

He is missing his left foot.

He is missing his right leg.

He is missing his right foot.

Unknown (as John Blackriver) has blood soaking through from under his clothing!\"

4Donic · 01.Июнь.2013 20:48:53

OM NOM NOM!